Monday 29 July 2013

The Witch - what they added today!



What's new:

✔ New unit: the Witch! Skilled in the dark art of necromancy, the Witch reanimates the skeletons of dead warriors. Commanding her undead horde, she's a fearsome sight in battle!

✔ Dark Barracks level 5 upgrade available, unlocks the Witch

✔ Knock down immovable objects with the unstoppable force of level 6 Wall Breaker!

✔ Share your coolest battle replays with your clan members in clan chat!

✔ You can now temporarily mute a player in global chat. Their messages won't be displayed on your screen

✔ Top Players leaderboard now displays "Attacks Won" and "Defenses Won" statistics, similarly to League rankings

✔ Your opponent's name and clan are now visible during a replay

✔ Decreased Hog Rider's housing space requirement from 6 to 5

✔ Increased Valkyrie's attack damage (all levels)

✔ Decreased Valkyrie's training cost (levels 1, 2 and 3)

✔ Decreased the upgrade cost of Dark Barracks (levels 2, 3 and 4)

✔ Many other small tweaks and fixes

Isn't it cool ! We always loved the witch scene

Peasants: We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!)
Burn her burn her!

Peasant 1: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
(cheers)
Vladimir: How do you known she is a witch?
P2: She looks like one!
V: Bring her forward
(advance)
Woman: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
V: ehh... but you are dressed like one.
W: They dressed me up like this!
All: naah no we didn't... no.
W: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
(V lifts up carrot)
V: Well?
P1: Well we did do the nose
V: The nose?
P1: ...And the hat, but she is a witch!
(all: yeah, burn her burn her!)
V: Did you dress her up like this?
P1: No! (no no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
(P3 points at wart)
V: What makes you think she is a witch?
P2: Well, she turned me into a newt!
V: A newt?!
(P2 pause & look around)
P2: I got better.
(pause)
P3: Burn her anyway! (burn her burn her burn!)
(king walks in)
V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P1: Oh yeah...
V: Does wood sink in water?
P1: No
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
P1: Bread
P3: Apples
P2: Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
P1: Cider
P3: Grape gravy
P1: Cherries
P3: Mud
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she weights the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
V: We shall use my largest scales.
(V jumps down)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g&feature=youtube_gdata_player
       Click on the picture to see the movie scene on Youtube
(only Ipad/Iphone/Ipod)


       

Sunday 28 July 2013

The Trojan Rabbit

 
NI!



We the knights of Ni! We Demand a shrubbery but we would be very happy as well+
with a Trojan Rabbit as defense.









[chop]
      [mrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaauuuuww]
      [rumble rumble squeak]
  MUTTERING GUARDS:  ce labon a bunny do
      wha?
      un cadeau?
      a present!
      oh, un cadeau.
      oui oui hurry!
      wha-?
      let's go!
      [rumble rumble squeak]
 
  ARTHUR:  What happens now?
  BEDEMIR:  Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall,
      and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise --
      not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
  ARTHUR:  Who leaps out?
  BEDEMIR:  Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I.  Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh
      and uh....
  ARTHUR:  Oh....
  BEDEMIR:  Oh....  Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden badger--
      [twong]
  ALL:  Run away!  Run away!  Run away!  Run away!
      [splat]
  GUARDS:  Oh, haw haw haw.

              Click on the picture to see the movie scene on Youtube                        (only Ipad/Iphone/Ipod)














Consider Frontierville has one ... 


There's plenty of models all around the web:







So why can't we have our own ?




Follow the instructions and build your own one.


Trojan rabbit Model bigger










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Friday 26 July 2013

Welcome - Shruberries and CoC Vegetations and obstacles



Hi Everyone!  This is the official page of the Clan "Knights of Ni" 

How should we start if not with a picture of a nice shrubbery ? !!!


Bring us a shrubbery! You know that in game there could be found gems, cleaning the ground off of shrubs, trees and mushrooms, but we want the shruberries only!

To make it easy we will teach how to recognize different types trees from quite a long way away:



       Click on the picture to see the movie scene on Youtube
(only Ipad/Iphone/Ipod)









Ok, if you're still here ... now there's something completely different ...


Nr.1



and here's a short top ten of the weirdest trees ever:

Nr. 1 - The Butt Tree

     Nr. 2 The Egg head Tree

      Nr. 3 The Gaudi tree

Nr. 4 The falling Grace tree

Nr. 5 The "Spread your legs" tree

Nr. 6 The passionate tree

 Nr. 7 The 4 Legged tree


      Nr. 8 The flying saucer tree

Nr. 9 The camel tree

       Nr. 10 The Groveling tree 
  (If it's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling)

Can we forget the Coconut Tree ?



And now here's the Clash of Clans shrubs and obstacles detailed description:
Clash of Clans Wiki - Vegetation and obstacles


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